How does he cross the road? Very carefully, very slowly, but fast enough! A commercial truck was coming up behind us really, really fast! Our driver noticed this Flapped-Neck Chameleon crossing the road and said, with alarm, "Whoa... Look...!" Flappy-Neck put one leg in front of the other, with precision choreography, and slow-danced across the road.
As a photographer, you sometimes have to get down low and shoot ... carefully but quickly!